Dirty Martini Retro Inspired Greeting Card


Pandemic quarantine inspired greeting card features a martini with extra olives and cocktail themed art.  The exterior reads, “Keep your hands clean…”   Interior sentiment reads “and the drinks dirty!”  FREE SHIPPING within continental United States.

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We are all learning to cope with quarantine and the pandemic.  Virtual cocktail hours help, and so does humor!  This greeting card has both.  Artwork features a martini with extra olives and the message, “Keep your hands clean…”  “and the drinks dirty!”  Olives dance across the background and a ring of text “Shaken” “Stirred” Surrounds the martini.  The A6 sized greeting card is printed on matte finish paper and includes one envelope.  FREE SHIPPING within continental United States.


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